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Free to good home:

One overstuffed teddy bear in need of a companion. Slightly damaged, but full of love. Has a mild knack at making you feel better when times are rough and will never judge you harshly. Has patchy fur about the face, but makes for a good snuggly companion on cold nights. Good listener.

Needs a loving person to adopt him, love him, and take good care of him. Needs someone with a soft touch, as he’s become delicate through prior owner’s neglect and mistreatment. Good at tea parties, playing house, and other games. Companionate and loyal. For information, contact:

Teddy Bear