The Winter of My Discontent

Total number of times people have assumed I'm gay since starting to write here: 8 and counting...

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Location: Everett, Washington, United States

I am a dedicated futurist and a strong supporter of the transhumanist movement. For those who know what it means, I am usually described as a "Lawful Evil" with strong tendencies toward "Lawful Neutral." Any apparent tendencies toward the 'good' side of the spectrum can be explained by the phrase: "A rising tide lifts all boats."

Friday, April 07, 2006

Shocking discovery

Early this week when Professor M. sent out his call for Research Assistants, he suggested that any individuals who wished to apply present a transcript, cover letter, and CV to his mailbox. I went to the Dean's office and requested an unofficial copy of my transcript. The lady at the desk told me that it would be a few hours before my request was processed, but inquired as to whether I would be around later that afternoon to pick it up. Chafing at the delay, I decided that I would hang around the law school and wait for it to be completed so that I could turn in my application (as the professor had indicated he would only consider the first 10 applications).

While I waited, I began to worry that perhaps the professor wanted an official copy of the transcript. I went down to his office to ask, which is when he told me that if I wanted the position, I didn't even need to apply. Much relieved that I wouldn't have to wait around the law school for a few hours, I went back to the Dean's office to cancel my request.

When I arrived, just for grins, I decided that I would accept the copy of my transcript anyway, just in case it came in handy elsewhere. I told the lady at the desk that I regretted that I would be unable to pick it up today, but informed her that I would pick it up later in the week.

I left and promptly forgot about ever having ordered the unofficial copy of my transcript. This afternoon, right after Environmental Law, I remembered and went and picked up my transcript from the office.

Lo and behold, there upon my transcript were a couple of startling revelations.

Somehow, without my knowledge, I had earned 'Top Paper' in a couple of classes through the current course of my law school career. You'd think they'd tell you that sort of thing or something, but I guess they leave it as a little surprise for later.

Go figure.

5 Comments:

Blogger Mrs. Marcia Dentist said...

Do you ever check your mailbox?

9:36 PM  
Blogger The Academian said...

Of course. I check my mailbox almost daily (both home and school mailboxes, actually). I've never gotten a memo telling me I had the top paper in a class, though.

9:48 AM  
Blogger Mrs. Marcia Dentist said...

What about the CALI Excellence In [Class] Certificates?

1:36 PM  
Blogger The Academian said...

I'm fairly sure I've never gotten any kind of certificates in my mailbox. An occasional advertisement for some books or bar-prep course, but not any certificates that I remember off of the top of my head.

4:20 PM  
Blogger Mrs. Marcia Dentist said...

They come in a big white envelope and have your name and the name of the class you got Top Paper in on the outside.

5:34 PM  

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