You'd think I'd learn from the first one
Let me reiterate, eating a whole onion for dinner = a bad idea. Even (and especially) if you had a second one that looked like it was going to get slimy soon.
Total number of times people have assumed I'm gay since starting to write here: 8 and counting...
I am a dedicated futurist and a strong supporter of the transhumanist movement. For those who know what it means, I am usually described as a "Lawful Evil" with strong tendencies toward "Lawful Neutral." Any apparent tendencies toward the 'good' side of the spectrum can be explained by the phrase: "A rising tide lifts all boats."
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This is America, land of excess and disposability. You need to learn wasteful habits. Besides, onions are pretty cheap. I doubt you'll go insolvent if you throw a few away.
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